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bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

(Source: awwsauce)

Posted 2 hours ago
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via freightrains)

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ursulatheseabitchh:

The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.

What did they have in common?

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Exactly.

Posted 2 hours ago

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)

Posted 2 hours ago

#and in that moment #sven was the sassiest sass master there ever was

(Source: animation-magic)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)