Posted 14 hours ago

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

Posted 14 hours ago

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

Posted 14 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

the economy hit the power rangers hard

(Source: hogardelocio)

Posted 14 hours ago

bewbin:

bro0ks:

bewbin:

Ok so on the one hand you have the minutes but on the other hand u have hours

What about the seconds

Oh no I couldn’t eat another bite I am just stuffed

Posted 14 hours ago

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote. 

(Source: goodgirlshoney)

Posted 14 hours ago

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard)

Posted 14 hours ago

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

Posted 14 hours ago

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

Posted 14 hours ago

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

Posted 14 hours ago
tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu